I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- I really need to change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a herd of rabbits came out from behind a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe what just happened. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to read more faint! Everything was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?